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Contributor(s) Bob Larimer
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  • Xlibris Corporation
Product Details
Language English
Publication Date June 19, 2009
Publisher Xlibris Corporation
Contributor(s) Bob Larimer
Binding Paperback
Page Count 108
ISBN 10 1441538526
ISBN 13 9781441538529
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Product Dimensions 15.2 cm x 0.6 cm x 22.9 cm
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     Laugh till you can't control it! 14 December, 2013 On
    This amusing farce relies on a tried-and-true ploy: the comic collision of ancient and contemporary references, sent aloft by wiseass dialogue. Thus does Bob Larimer, a Pittsburgh-born advertising executive with experience in New York's musical theater, take dead aim on the Biblical story of Jonah swallowed-by-the- whale, here updated to include cracks about child-labor laws, cheap bimbos and brunch at the home of retired prophets.

    In Larimer's witty scheme, the beleaguered Hebrew hero (“Joltin' Joe” to some) incurs God's wrath because he's more interested in chasing an Assyrian princess named Deborah (his beloved “Debby”) than warning the degenerates of Nineveh about the cost of their wicked ways. Soon trapped in the belly of the beast, this Jonah calls out Yahweh with a fervor Mel Brooks or Woody Allen might admire: “Hey, you really know how to jerk a guy around.”

    Narrated in alternate chapters by Tiglath (the boy-king of Assyria, a.k.a. “Tiggy-Piggy”), Philo the Philistine, Jonah himself and a few others, the book is billed as a novella. But it reads much more like an advertisement or prospectus for the (as-yet unproduced) musical comedy Larimer has written on the same subject. This brings to mind Stephen Sondheim's A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum, set in ancient Rome, but Larimer has credits of his own. His But Never Jam Today (a musical based on Alice in Wonderland) was produced on Broadway, and he's written songs recorded by the likes of Burl Ives, Cher and Judy Collins. He notes that this book is “based on a musical of the same name for which the author is seeking production.”

    Judging by present evidence, 999 B.C. just might fly onstage. After all, what audience in search of laughs could resist the burlesque of rich Assyrians at their leisure in the “Royal Class Lounge of the Caravan Terminal” or this irreverent caution to the wayward Ninevites: “Read God's lips—apocalypse!”?
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